A Rare Rhinoceros

A Rare Rhinoceros Nothing seems so rare as a robust rhinoceros Trying to point long nose into business like us And incredible case in point never could prove Because with big mouth he wanted to behoove. He was rhinoceros always being the rowdiest With his nose's point many things had missed Then ended up raising a really big fuss From scratching poor skin all full of psoriasis. They never would ever leave him alone Until his level had been low on testosterone And rumors started to run amok and amiss Monstrous mate he might have forgotten to kiss. James Thomas Horn Retired Veteran Hate to say this butttt How about this one for humorous Horn poem of the day? Don't want to horn in on anyone's business though. Ho-ho-ho