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just a fun scribble to lighten the mood - 04/08/2026

A QUESTION FOR ILL ENDOWED MEN - BAWDY

Is todger envy a phallus see???… (I‘m just asking for a wee friend !!)

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Kim Rodrigues

May 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM

How clever…lol

Duke Beaufort

April 20, 2026 at 12:00 PM

Jan, I suppose he could just give a number in centimeters and just not disclose the UNIT of measure. That solid brass ruler is quite a thing!! All I can find now are plastic. Take care and smiles!!

Charles Messina

April 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM

I can't read this too well, wait...let me go get my magnifying glass. lol

Karen Croft

April 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM

Read with a chuckle!

David Kavanagh

April 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM

So what’s the rule of thumb Jan, I mean this one has all sorts of connotations going on, girth, length, the erm…entrance size lol! and hey I love that solid brass inch ruler, so good! Cheers David

Sam Kauffman

April 9, 2026 at 11:33 AM

Hilarious, Jan! Such big fun for such a small subject! Thanks for the levity! Hugs and blessings!

Tom Cunningham

April 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM

Lol Jan,the ruler never lies. Tom

Beryl Edmonds

April 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM

Roger the Dodger had a huge todger - It’s said it was an almighty wopper - One had to see it - To believe it - Saw it and yes, it’s an awesome lodger.

Jan Allison

April 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM

thanks for the fun reply Beryl! hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

April 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM

Ill endowed or Lil endowed? Call em Like ya see em, Jan.

Lin Lane

April 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM

Agreed. Some have been trying to weigh it down with negativity.

Jan Allison

April 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM

Thanks Lin it was fun to write and I wanted to bring a bit of fun to soup! hugs Jan x

the barefoot bard

April 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM

Jan Allison

April 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM

A MASSIVE thank you for being the only bloke brave enough to comment - perhaps the others are too busy measuring the size of their todgers and weeping lol. loved your poem - thanks for the 'heads up' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

the barefoot bard

April 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM

also meant mention my poem Wee Willy Wink Nudge Wink. May enlighten you who may be envied Lol

the barefoot bard

April 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM

Lol Very clever Would love to be able to give a definitive answer but Lodger may just be at rest I guess it depends on what's the nervous state of phallus- see Blessings Douglas