A Priest Went To Jail

There once was a priest who went to jail
He needed more money to make bail
   He listened to confessions
   To all kinds of transgressions
~ Did it all through pay-pal and email
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Proxenos Avatar
September 21, 2019 at 12:10 AM
This limerick is such fun Gershon Priests do sometimes get up to really naughty things - this one dipped into church funds! LOL Hugs, Jennifer.
Wolf Avatar
September 21, 2019 at 8:52 PM
Yes, I guess you're right. There's a wayward Rabbi or two as well. We're all human. Thanks for the reminder. Best wishes, Gershon
Thompson Avatar
September 20, 2019 at 5:22 PM
Brilliant, certainly made me chuckle Sir. Love it....RT
Wolf Avatar
September 20, 2019 at 6:03 PM
Chuckles are always a good thing. Thanks for letting me know, RT. ~ Gershon
Adams Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 8:53 PM
lol, thanks for the giggles tonight...witty little poem :) hugs
Wolf Avatar
September 20, 2019 at 10:27 AM
Giggles are definitely a good sign! :) gw
Pigeon Tart Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 8:49 PM
Lol! Funny one dear! xomo
Wolf Avatar
September 20, 2019 at 10:27 AM
Glad you liked it, my friend. :) gw
Cunningham Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 7:17 PM
Haha, I suppose it was going to come, soon we won't have to leave the house. Greeting's from Turkey. Tom
Wolf Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 8:06 PM
Right you are, Tom. … And my, you certainly are a globetrotter. :) gw
Chiri Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 5:51 PM
LMAO! Wow you keep me in stitches here!;)
Wolf Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 6:59 PM
Just remember to have those stitches removed at some point, LOL. Thanks for the feedback, Brenda! :) gw
Rodrigues Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 5:35 PM
Funny!
Wolf Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 6:58 PM
OK. Appreciate your feedback on this one, Kim. :) gw
La France Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 5:27 PM
Gershon, oh so funny, loved it ~
Wolf Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 6:58 PM
Alright. Thanks so much for letting me know, Constance. Best wishes, Gershon
May Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 4:54 PM
LOL, Way funny my friend
Wolf Avatar
September 19, 2019 at 6:58 PM
Hey, glad you liked this silly one, my friend. Thanks for letting me know. ~ Gershon
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