A Priest Went To Jail

There once was a priest who went to jail
He needed more money to make bail
   He listened to confessions
   To all kinds of transgressions
~ Did it all through pay-pal and email

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 9/21/2019 12:10:00 AM
This limerick is such fun Gershon Priests do sometimes get up to really naughty things - this one dipped into church funds! LOL Hugs, Jennifer.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/21/2019 8:52:00 PM
Yes, I guess you're right. There's a wayward Rabbi or two as well. We're all human. Thanks for the reminder. Best wishes, Gershon
Date: 9/20/2019 5:22:00 PM
Brilliant, certainly made me chuckle Sir. Love it....RT
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/20/2019 6:03:00 PM
Chuckles are always a good thing. Thanks for letting me know, RT. ~ Gershon
Date: 9/19/2019 8:53:00 PM
lol, thanks for the giggles tonight...witty little poem :) hugs
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/20/2019 10:27:00 AM
Giggles are definitely a good sign! :) gw
Date: 9/19/2019 8:49:00 PM
Lol! Funny one dear! xomo
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/20/2019 10:27:00 AM
Glad you liked it, my friend. :) gw
Date: 9/19/2019 7:17:00 PM
Haha, I suppose it was going to come, soon we won't have to leave the house. Greeting's from Turkey. Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/19/2019 8:06:00 PM
Right you are, Tom. … And my, you certainly are a globetrotter. :) gw
Date: 9/19/2019 5:51:00 PM
LMAO! Wow you keep me in stitches here!;)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/19/2019 6:59:00 PM
Just remember to have those stitches removed at some point, LOL. Thanks for the feedback, Brenda! :) gw
Date: 9/19/2019 5:35:00 PM
Funny!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/19/2019 6:58:00 PM
OK. Appreciate your feedback on this one, Kim. :) gw
Date: 9/19/2019 5:27:00 PM
Gershon, oh so funny, loved it ~
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/19/2019 6:58:00 PM
Alright. Thanks so much for letting me know, Constance. Best wishes, Gershon
Date: 9/19/2019 4:54:00 PM
LOL, Way funny my friend
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/19/2019 6:58:00 PM
Hey, glad you liked this silly one, my friend. Thanks for letting me know. ~ Gershon
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