A Poet's Curse
To write the perfect ode or verse
Is inevitably every aspiring poet’s curse
To write like the greats of the past
Who somehow have managed to last
Perhaps as a guide follow Patterson or Shakespeare
But wouldn’t this just lead to more confusion and fear
I wonder if there is a dummies guide to becoming a poet
With a cheesy heading like ‘your poet you just don’t know it’
What would such a book suggest
Would it be easy to digest
It would probably read
Poetry made simple here’s what you need
Step 1; it must always rhyme
And be kept in time
Step 2; create a meaningful flow
Which is not too fast or too slow
Step3; convey superior knowledge and I.Q.
Show a variety of styles perhaps put in a haiku
Step 4; capture the readers mind
Know when to be cruel and know when to be kind
Step 5; make your theme relevant
A topic know one knows may be irrelevant
Step 6; use a thesaurus
It will help you find words similar to porous
Step 7; make sure your message is clear
When trying to portray terror give the reader fear
Step 8; keep your verse short and sweet
Keep your writing punctual and neat
Step 9; don’t rush, take your time
Eventually you’ll find a word to rhyme
Step 10; end it with a great line or pun
And lastly try to have fun
If only creating the perfect verse was such an easy creation
We would certainly have a poet filled nation
The substance of verse would perhaps be bad
Which would make lovers of verse increasingly sad
If you need to follow instructions or a list
In relation to verse you evidently don’t get the gist
Simply write what you feel passionate about
Say it softly or say it with a shout
Grab pen and paper and feel the space
Because with more self expression the world would be a better place
This guide to poetry is clearly a joke
Follow it and you will unavoidably choke
Copyright © Craig S Bury | Year Posted 2007
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