A Pirate Tale

On the ocean waves in a stormy sea goblinskin sails fly o'er me. To a far off lands wid bloody hands; upon Savage’s shore did 'e land. “Sing Hey, Ho, ’m wild and free; at least its nae a part of me!” Threw a mad mans skull, 'e spot me prey; and call me black 'earts into the fray. Knee deep in mud and covered wid gore I gouge out der gold teeth ta add to me store. Sing Hey, Ho, ’m wild and free; At least its nae a part of me! We loads de treasure, raise anchors of bone; hoist high de midsail and fly fast home. Wid a new gold tooth and diamonds rare; an' Booberie feathers dance’n me hair. Sing Hey, Ho, ’m wild and free; at least its nae a part of me! From de Slaugh bones jaw 'pon m' knee; I carve a comb wid a tee hee hee. Wid a skillful 'and an a bone white knife; I finish a fob ta bring ta me wife. Sing Hey, Ho, ’m wild and free; at least its nae a part of me! To Cursing's foul harbor threw sewage galore; bundles of pelts stacked ta da fore, down da plank, 'e walk wid swaggering stride; viper oil coats the sword at me side. Sing Hey, Ho, ’m wild and free; at least its nae a part of me! Threw thieves’ foul dens 'e carry me horde unload at de tanner, strut ‘board. “Cook ‘ere!” I holler “Bring me dat stew!” Snowbeast meat pie and hearty brew. Sing Hey, Ho, ’m wild and free; at least its nae a part of me! Ghoulskin sails unfurled, storm crestin' high 'e sail out ta plunder and land 'e spy. “Ahoy! Me buckos! What’s ’pon dat shore?” monsters dressed in bones, naught more. “Sing Hey, Ho, I be wild and free….. “By gum,” der dressed in de likes a me.”