A Pie In the Face For Dan
Back in fifth grade, there was this obnoxious guy.
I always wanted to hit him in the face with a pie.
It often crossed my mind. I wanted to give it a try.
What inspired me was the Soupy Sales show.
Dan was just asking for it. If I could give it a go.
I often dreamed of such vindictive attacks.
A pie with the speed of a fastball by Sandy Koufax.
I would just take the pie and throw it in his face.
That would have been something to put Dan in his place.
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