Jack Ellison Poet Quatrain

A Most Amazing Derriere

As cleaning gals go, we've got the sweetest
She's cute little Erin by name
She possesses the most amazing derriere
Not that I've noticed, for shame!

Another of her clients that we know quite well
Alerted me to her fine attributes
On my own I'd never have paid any attention
My innocence is beyond repute

Okay I'm guilty, I HAVE sneaked a peek
To make sure she's doing a good job
I ogled her attributes for quite a long while 
So embarrassed I'm such a slob

So next time she comes to our humble abode
I'll try not to stare at her bum
Coz if Cathie catches me all hell will break loose
It's the doghouse for me... duh, dum!


© Jack Ellison 2013

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Wayland Bunch February 24, 2013 at 3:59 AM Ok I read the comments and you can do no wrong lol. Maybe there's something behind this crafty old man persona, then again you're only as old as you feel. What's the saying here, old enough to know better, but young enough to do it again. I say dumb enough for myself lol. Great work again, I must investigate further your craftiness lol. Jack Ellison February 24, 2013 at 6:48 AM I'm old... I ain't dead!!! Thank you for the "crafty" reference... some say "devious"! LOL

Wayland Bunch February 24, 2013 at 3:54 AM You say attributes, I say assets, lol. I'm assuming your wife doesn't read these. I guess I should change that to I'm hoping, lol. This is definitely one of the more risque ones of yours I've seen. I am interested to see the comments lol. I for one appreciate the honesty and humor. Great work. Jack Ellison February 24, 2013 at 6:46 AM "assets" is a more descriptive word... you're right, thank you! She reads most of my poems... NOT this one for obvious reasons! LOL Wayland Bunch February 24, 2013 at 3:58 AM

Richard Lamoureux February 21, 2013 at 5:53 PM I wrote one for you Jack. Jack Ellison February 21, 2013 at 6:19 PM I checked it out! Got a big kick out of it, Mr. West Coast Richard! Cheers!

Toquyen Harrell February 21, 2013 at 5:53 PM You deserve to be in a doghouse, Jack for doing such a thing! If Cathie catches you...lol. Naughty boy! Jack Ellison February 21, 2013 at 6:20 PM I'm a man... it's what men do! LOL I'm a baaaaad boy! Hugs, Jack xox

Terry O'Leary February 21, 2013 at 4:27 PM Yeah, Jack, it's so overwhelming... Terry (great stuff, so to speak...) Jack Ellison February 21, 2013 at 6:17 PM A work of art, I say! A treasure to hold... oops behold... sorry! LOL

Richard Lamoureux February 21, 2013 at 4:23 PM To funny Jack! Jack Ellison February 21, 2013 at 6:16 PM I hope and pray my dear wifey poo doesn't catch me! Could wind up on the couch tonight! LOL

Donna Jones February 21, 2013 at 12:35 PM Very cute jack..

Carol Eastman February 21, 2013 at 9:17 AM I imagine she's already seen you looking... The important thing is that you only look... then snuggle up with Cathie... We know you guys... I don't worry about my Hubby looking... as long as he still smiles and comes home to me... Tell Cathie I'll send a few Trolls to keep a watch on you for her... if she needs... LOL Jack Ellison February 21, 2013 at 9:30 AM I'm a looker, not a toucher! What can I say, I'm old but I ain't dead! LOL Hugs! xox

Anne-Lise Andresen February 21, 2013 at 6:59 AM Beautifully! - I hope the romance will last a lifetime. - Solid written poem Jack. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :) Jack Ellison February 21, 2013 at 7:03 AM LOL! In my dreams, Ane Lise!!! Have a super duper day, my sweet friend! Hugs, Jack xox

Demetrios Trifiatis February 21, 2013 at 6:35 AM Dear Jack, I just love what you write for it is so delightful and charming! It makes me laugh, it makes me smile, why are you Jack so pleasantly cunning? Top marks! I declare you innocent! PS. I have already written something along the same lines! Jack Ellison February 21, 2013 at 6:42 AM No matter our age eh! LOL I still admire and salivate upon ogling a stunning member of the opposite sex... I am man! LOL

Russell Sivey February 21, 2013 at 5:44 AM Ha ha lol my friend, this is a very funny and wondrous write! I loved reading your masterful and creative poem that you have written this fine day! I loved how your played on your innocence, very crafty Jack! You have delightfully portrayed an awesome piece here this morning, a very hilarious write, Great Work!! Jack Ellison February 21, 2013 at 5:52 AM Does the word "lecherous" apply here! LOL