A Most Amazing Derriere

As cleaning gals go, we've got the sweetest She's cute little Erin by name She possesses the most amazing derriere Not that I've noticed, for shame! Another of her clients that we know quite well Alerted me to her fine attributes On my own I'd never have paid any attention My innocence is beyond repute Okay I'm guilty, I HAVE sneaked a peek To make sure she's doing a good job I ogled her attributes for quite a long while So embarrassed I'm such a slob So next time she comes to our humble abode I'll try not to stare at her bum Coz if Cathie catches me all hell will break loose It's the doghouse for me... duh, dum! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 2/24/2013 3:59:00 AM
Ok I read the comments and you can do no wrong lol. Maybe there's something behind this crafty old man persona, then again you're only as old as you feel. What's the saying here, old enough to know better, but young enough to do it again. I say dumb enough for myself lol. Great work again, I must investigate further your craftiness lol.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/24/2013 6:48:00 AM
I'm old... I ain't dead!!! Thank you for the "crafty" reference... some say "devious"! LOL
Date: 2/24/2013 3:54:00 AM
You say attributes, I say assets, lol. I'm assuming your wife doesn't read these. I guess I should change that to I'm hoping, lol. This is definitely one of the more risque ones of yours I've seen. I am interested to see the comments lol. I for one appreciate the honesty and humor. Great work.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/24/2013 6:46:00 AM
"assets" is a more descriptive word... you're right, thank you! She reads most of my poems... NOT this one for obvious reasons! LOL
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Date: 2/24/2013 3:58:00 AM
Date: 2/21/2013 5:53:00 PM
You deserve to be in a doghouse, Jack for doing such a thing! If Cathie catches you...lol. Naughty boy!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/21/2013 6:20:00 PM
I'm a man... it's what men do! LOL I'm a baaaaad boy! Hugs, Jack xox
Date: 2/21/2013 5:53:00 PM
I wrote one for you Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/21/2013 6:19:00 PM
I checked it out! Got a big kick out of it, Mr. West Coast Richard! Cheers!
Date: 2/21/2013 4:27:00 PM
Yeah, Jack, it's so overwhelming... Terry (great stuff, so to speak...)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/21/2013 6:17:00 PM
A work of art, I say! A treasure to hold... oops behold... sorry! LOL
Date: 2/21/2013 4:23:00 PM
To funny Jack!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/21/2013 6:16:00 PM
I hope and pray my dear wifey poo doesn't catch me! Could wind up on the couch tonight! LOL
Date: 2/21/2013 12:35:00 PM
Very cute jack..
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Date: 2/21/2013 9:17:00 AM
I imagine she's already seen you looking... The important thing is that you only look... then snuggle up with Cathie... We know you guys... I don't worry about my Hubby looking... as long as he still smiles and comes home to me... Tell Cathie I'll send a few Trolls to keep a watch on you for her... if she needs... LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/21/2013 9:30:00 AM
I'm a looker, not a toucher! What can I say, I'm old but I ain't dead! LOL Hugs! xox
Date: 2/21/2013 6:59:00 AM
Beautifully! - I hope the romance will last a lifetime. - Solid written poem Jack. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 2/21/2013 7:03:00 AM
LOL! In my dreams, Ane Lise!!! Have a super duper day, my sweet friend! Hugs, Jack xox
Date: 2/21/2013 6:35:00 AM
Dear Jack, I just love what you write for it is so delightful and charming! It makes me laugh, it makes me smile, why are you Jack so pleasantly cunning? Top marks! I declare you innocent! PS. I have already written something along the same lines!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/21/2013 6:42:00 AM
No matter our age eh! LOL I still admire and salivate upon ogling a stunning member of the opposite sex... I am man! LOL
Date: 2/21/2013 5:44:00 AM
Ha ha lol my friend, this is a very funny and wondrous write! I loved reading your masterful and creative poem that you have written this fine day! I loved how your played on your innocence, very crafty Jack! You have delightfully portrayed an awesome piece here this morning, a very hilarious write, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/21/2013 5:52:00 AM
Does the word "lecherous" apply here! LOL
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