A Marital Duel

Way back in medieval Germany     
If a married couples fight was bad
And no agreement, could be reached
A "Marital Duel" could be had 

To even the field, between them
From a hole, the man had to fight
With one arm tied to his body,
To subdue some of his might
 
The woman could move as she pleased
But her weapon, was more than mocks
While she was moving around the hole
She was armed with a sack full of rocks!

Now I'm not a historian
But I'd say back then, in the day
This statement just might have been born,
"Ok, honey what ever you say!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Laurie Avatar
November 26, 2018 at 8:36 PM
G'day Pat … now this verse is just funny. Really well done - Lindsay
Adams Avatar
November 27, 2018 at 3:48 PM
Thanks Lindsay! I take that as a high complement from a fellow as clever as yourself!!!!......80)
Gauthier Avatar
November 18, 2018 at 8:18 PM
Very funny historical nugget, Pat. Well done.
Adams Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 7:28 PM
Thank you Line! That was a bit of face book trivia!......80)
Bauer Avatar
November 18, 2018 at 6:25 PM
ha! very cute, pat! i enjoyed...
Adams Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 7:26 PM
Thank you Ilene! That doesn't seem very even to me!!...pat
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