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A Lot More Than My Ego Got Bruised

Too high
on Rye

Make pass
at Lass

Her date?

Out weighed

BRIEF brawl
Get mauled...

(Loose tooth)

Oh my!
(Black eye)

(Out cold)



I ache
I quake

I heave
I grieve

Poor me

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Date: 7/18/2015 1:48:00 PM
Tim.. a belated congrats for this impressive first place write in Jan's fun footle contest! This write was definitely one of the very best and a fav or me personally.
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Date: 6/11/2015 11:39:00 PM
awesome to see these again!! Congrats.
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Date: 6/11/2015 4:45:00 PM
Great footles Tim
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Date: 6/11/2015 3:16:00 PM
Very entertaining string of footles Tim:-) Congratulations:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 6/11/2015 3:22:00 PM
Thanks Jan!
Date: 6/11/2015 2:58:00 PM
Tim, you are the best at these... :) Congratulations on your FIVE FABULOUS FUNNY FOOTLES. hugs **SKAT**
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Date: 6/10/2015 9:59:00 AM
These are very entertaining, Tim! I love all of them! I do....So, not poor you:) // paul
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Date: 6/10/2015 7:06:00 AM
You are so original, creative and down right funny. I never know where your words are going to take me next.
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Date: 6/9/2015 1:01:00 AM
As entertaining as ever : () ) Timothy !!! love your FooTlees : )
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Date: 6/8/2015 10:59:00 PM
Tim, one of THE BEST of the storyteller type footles I have seen in this contest. I would certainly place this one HIGH. And of course, that Honeymoon poem was an oldie but goodie that has garnered me many awards in the past (yet is total fiction. If I found someone that yummy, would I be here all the time. haha)
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