A List of Things Less Needed

1.) An amoeba on the cellular level 2.) A flashlight on the sun 3.) The Colorado River at 2:15 am 4.) Thursdays on the moon 5.) Oxygen....Strike that....We need that 6.) Blank checks when full checks are needed 7.) Cucumbers that begin with Q 8.) Copper 9.) The numbers 25 and 43 10.) The capital of Argentina 11.) Virginity and all her cousins 12.) Empty bottles of fluids including whiskey 13.) The number thirteen 14.) The number fourteen but less frequently and less numerically 15.) The capital "I" in Indonesia 16.) Yellow marbles, (the square ones are fine.) 17.) Root canals and guns, (the kind with bullets) 18.) A shorter list of things not needed 19.) Islands in the Pacific surrounded by salt water 20.) Size 12 army boots 21.) Purple colored foods and oranges of a different color 22.) People with a list of things less needed 23.) People with strings attached Authors note: The author apologies in advance if anyone did not make the list. He is particularly apologetic to the people of Buenos Aires Argentina, especially those who speak Spanish and visit nearby Montevideo Uruguay on weekends. Though they are less needed they are still greatly appreciated.