Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Klepomaniac

Look it up, Queen Mary Ist was a kleptomaniac
Visiting people's homes, stealing stuff behind their backs
Now that was not nice
Criminal to be precise
Far as I know, none of my family are kleptomaniacs in fact

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Silent One February 17, 2018 at 11:27 AM Jack became the king kleptomaniac, put all his stolen goods in his backpack. Acted like an innocent dork, until his boss caught him at work. Now he's a lollipop man - got the sack! Jack Ellison February 17, 2018 at 11:30 AM Jack the Lollipop Man... sounds great!!!!!!

Silent One February 17, 2018 at 11:23 AM Haha... is that really a fact? Jack Ellison February 17, 2018 at 11:29 AM That's what the history books say!!! Just because they're born into royalty means nuttin'!!! Happy Saturday my friend!!!

Tahira Parveen February 17, 2018 at 6:55 AM Hi Jack, I was thinking and so ashamed by it. See my exfamily, they were like that. I have nothing to do with them now. Thank God. x:) Jack Ellison February 17, 2018 at 7:01 AM WOW!!! Happy to hear you no longer are associated with them!!! There are all kinds that make up this wonderful world!!! Love, Jack xo

Tom Cunningham February 17, 2018 at 6:40 AM As if she didn't have enough lol. Jack Ellison February 17, 2018 at 6:50 AM What is it with some queens??? lol