A Human Fart

Did you know farts can be louder than a trombone Discovered that at a school concert! It disconnected my phone Tried yelling 911 Also affected my son He fell in a heap, I felt rather woozie on my own
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Cunningham Avatar
September 21, 2019 at 10:00 AM
Red alert, get the gasmasks. Good day Jack.
Ellison Avatar
September 21, 2019 at 10:06 AM
LOL Deadly!!!Good day Sir Thomas!!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
September 21, 2019 at 8:47 AM
What a crushing crescendo! ;D, Hilarious~ xomo!
Ellison Avatar
September 21, 2019 at 8:55 AM
Hilarious addition to my silliness, love! XOX
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