A Happy Wife Is a Happy Life
FOR HUBBY!
Always remember
To never say that she must ask your mom
For a recipe, that’s disastrous!
Always remember
To laugh at yourself and with her,
Never, at her.
Always remember
That if there are no children, your
Wife always comes first,
Always remember
To let your past remain in the past!
Always remember
If she says that she is just OK, it means
She is not OK,
Always remember,
That she is the sexiest and prettiest
Woman on planet earth!
Always remember
Don’t ever try to change her
You married her for what she is!
Always remember
And never forget your anniversary
Or her birthday,
Always remember
To choose your words carefully during a
Disagreement, a nasty word, cannot be recalled!
Always remember
To let your wife control the climate
In the car.
And so if you remember all the above,
You will have a happy wife,
For all your remaining life!
Will soon be posting the rules that
Apply to a wife!
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