A Global Warming Almanac

Januari brings the glow, that Makes the beech and filbert grow February brings the rain, that Warms our open pool again March brings breezes hot and still, that Make demand for doctors skill April brings a brimstone heat, that Scatters blisters on our feet May brings lots of reddish tan, Searing sun hurts where it can June brings flies in overdoses, that Fill the children’s eyes and noses Hot July brings broiling hours, with Scalding spots and singeing showers August sun burns sheaves of corn and Never harvest home is borne Warm September brings the fruit, Tropic species start to shoot Brown October turns virescent There you see what's Natures present Dull November lives at last Lets the leaves grow whizzing fast Chill December’s obsolete Freezer pop’s the Christmas treat