A Funny, It Happened In the Way
Read what sayeth the scriptures
God’s humor hope you get the picture
In the old the new testament
teaching man before God their abasement
What they of the Pharisee’s think
Ezekiel eats cow pies better than man’s stink
Do you think under water his hands first he wrung
Satire funny riddles wit an of course dung
Jesus not what entereth deflileth man
He is Lord he so chooses to he can
It enters not the heart cast into draught
Argue if you like already one bout
Do you think odd for God to talk of flatulence
Jesus did say get thee behind me get thee hence
Called him the prince of the air
His life it short like a vapor
Evolutionist make such fuss
But God also created platypus
Confounding the wise in the earth
Rejoice in the Truth it is God’s his mirth
when Balaam’s ass did bray
donkey did see spoke on the way
Copyright © John Beam | Year Posted 2010
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