A Funny Incident

One incident very funny to me happened one day; so uncommon and weird was it that I couldn’t say whether it was a reality, a hallucination or a dream: I was to attend a mermaid-hosted party in a stream; with this I was surprised, perplexed and proud, and shouted aloud for the privilege me allowed. To get to the meeting venue fast, I booked a flight, but I arrived at the airport late_ a plight to fight; I only saw the plane take off_ the flight was missed; resolute not to miss the meeting, I decided to be bussed. Actually, I boarded the bus safely and was ready for the go; the bus roared to life and moved with speed steady; all of a sudden, we came to a halt in the middle of nowhere; back to status quo! I won’t retire till I acquire what I desire! I thought of going by train, but it was too slow; then I made up my mind that I’d in a boat go; unfortunately, the boat capsised! We were saved by sheer luck; I must get to where my mind craved. Having used all the available transport media and I remained in my progressless position earlier; I made the funniest ever possible decision: to go on foot_trekking_was the decision. Even with this I wasn’t successful_ evil forces wanted not my success full; as I was planning to start going, my legs failed me_they ceased working! I, in this confused state of mind, slept off; when I woke up, I saw a letter-like stuff; ‘Come you must against all odds,’ said the fairy letter; ‘What next?’ Annoyed, I shouted and tore the letter.