A Fisherman's Catch Some Thrown Back

I don't have much luck with women Although I've had a few It's not always a pick and choose More of ''He looks doisy he'll do''. They have been as skinny as a lat Or like the cat who got the cream fat Big ones tall ones short ones Redheads blondes and brunettes Paris London New York Dubi I'd rather forget Sometimes I shake my head and wonder why Some have smelled like a flower Others smelled just like a hog I had to put a peg on my nose And tell them to have a wash bath or shower Some have been stir crazy And nag or say nothing at all Sometimes they tied me to a bed Or pinned me to the wall Have been hardworking or lazy. Some have had false teeth or real Some like to kiss Or don't and riddle just like a fish Some have had that much plastic They'd melt in the sun Some know how to make me feel Others took my money And are somewhere out here On the run Some have tried and others have died Hit me with a cooking pot or not Hurt me or healed me They have stood by me Or stood on the other side They say one is born every minute And I'm the fool Some have made me laugh till I cried I came last in a race Some were great cooks or pretended to be And the pan had nothing it Some have been rich And others poor Public enemy number one Been convicted Or the cops keep knocking at the door Some were ill others well Were identical twins You couldn't tell apart Some were a nightmare others a dream Took me to heaven or took me to hell You could say I'm wiser now And I learned my lessons But that's not true at all I can only blame myself I'm a pig and they were a cow But whatever I have to say I treated and respected them well Made them feel like a Queen Been married a few times But got divorced the very next day Women are special in their own ways And need to be appreciated for who they are And the things they do we all have our own faults It's a game of give not take forgiveness It can be hard sometimes you have either stormy or sunny days We can't live without them or mankind will go extinct Only animals birds and insects and creation Would only be things that would exist Just remember we should all be linked Men wear blue and women wear pink.