A Farewell Poem of Love

A poem of love I write to thee My 46 inch color Tv And tho my wife thinks you're bad You're the very best friend I've ever had You've been with me thru thick and thin Patiently waiting for the game to begin I'm sorry for the chick flicks my wife made you do I should have been so much better to you But the time has come to say goodbye Don't look at me that way, I'm going to cry It's nothing personal I want you to know And it's not because she told me so Okay I admit it, you're getting too old I'm sorry that I have to be so bold I'm just gonna say it and get it over with quick Even your buttons are starting to stick The Young and the Restless was our final show But now it's just time for you to go It's time to move over, It's just got to be And make room for my 52 inch color Tv