A Catography

Being rejected by his humans As if that wasn’t bad enough Forced into s life of beggary Homeless and having to live rough Mr Whiskey’s a cat of distinctiom A cat of manners and breeding Even without access to antecedents There available for our reading. A cat of intellectual depth Easy for all to see Obviously holding at leat A First Class Masters Degree. He sits for hours in the garden To thr casual glance asleep But in all reality he’s thinking Thoughts both esoteric and deep. Just recently he’s decided By methods he knows best With flying colours we’ve passed The decent human beings test. As a result we’ve been appointed To the household of this worthy cat And in the way of things these days Life doesn’t get much better than that