A Cat Calamity

It’s another silly mixed up cat Who doesn’t know the mood of today? So he replays them all Looks at the fish in the fish tank And opens the lid too A swift barrage of yelling and water spritzes Off he goes to ripping the couch Damned cat! Who now wants to Go out meowing obnoxiously He’s had enough of driving me crazy And now wants to go see the neighbors Dammit you’re my cat Don’t go over there and be all innocent I know you better than that you Little troublemaker. I spritz him because I know He’s cooking up a new bit of treachery