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A Beating Will Ensue

Forecasters say we're getting snow, yukky poo
It's only mid-October these guys belong in a zoo
We ain't ready yet
We're really upset
Will dock their pay and some beatings will ensue


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Tim Smith Date: 10/18/2015 5:33:00 PM Did I just you utter a four letter word....what are they crazy, it's totally absurd...bring back the heat...the warmth cant be beat...have to head south for the winter on the back of that bird Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/18/2015 6:15:00 PM Sounds like a fabulous idea! Was hoping to visit John John in Airyzona but some things here may prevent that!!! Whatta a great time THAT would be!!! Especially if you could join us!!!

Michael Tor Date: 10/18/2015 3:53:00 PM The weatherman said were do. Start tuning your Ski doo. Snow will be here soon, Get out of Dodge before noon. G'Morning Jack Jays rule, my friend. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/18/2015 6:11:00 PM S-N-O-W!!!!! A very, very, bad word, dear Michael Please don't utter it again!!! Jays will lead 3-2 after this home stand! Thanks for your support, my Michael friend!!!! Cheers!

Carol Eastman Date: 10/18/2015 11:16:00 AM It got to 30 this very morn... But I'm not ready for the winter to be reborn... Every year just before Halloween it becomes reborn...Already for summer I'm learning to mourn... It makes me feel onery and like going to a parking lot to sit there and honk my horn... Get it... HaHa!... Refering to your other poem... Ah... Silly me... Dragon is wearing off on me... Sigh! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/18/2015 12:01:00 PM 30 here this morning but NO SNOW!!! Yee Haw! xoxox Jack Ellison Date: 10/18/2015 11:32:00 AM You just about wrote a novel here... you sure have the gift!!! Go Carol go!!!!!!!!!!!! xxx Carol Eastman Date: 10/18/2015 11:29:00 AM Help... I'm stuck again... And I can't stop!!!... OUCH... Well, a swift kick from Dragon worked... Wish he didn't take every thing so litterly tho... Cause my blankie is now on fire... Sigh... It was my favorite one too... Now it's my warmest... But not for long... Sigh... LOL Carol Eastman Date: 10/18/2015 11:26:00 AM Ps. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Or the snow will kick you with it's freezing stick... Tho coffe may be a warming trick... You'll start looking like a cartoon character bouncing around with a tick... Then others might be willing to give you a free kick... like you're a bouncing ball... Get it... Ummm... Better ask Grandpa Troll to help before writing the next piece of schtik... Lost my mind with that last little trick... Think my mind is telling me to wrap up in my winter blanky again real quick...

Judy Konos Date: 10/18/2015 9:13:00 AM WOW really a good one jack...really Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/18/2015 9:16:00 AM You mean REALLY!!! Mucho thanks, my love... Jackson xoxox

Theresa Cw Date: 10/18/2015 8:46:00 AM Good one, dear Jack, glad I stopped by to get a big chuckle from our funny man of all time, ya I think it is way to early to bring out the snow shovels, I agree with you on all counts. love and huggs Theresa Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/18/2015 9:05:00 AM Love your new pic... a beauty! You are such a sweetie and I'm a lucky man to have your love! You've got mine, sweet Theresa... Santa Jack xoxox