2 Dog Caught

2 Dog Caught There was no more playing Or being seen by the locals One man saw the dog He made a plan and acted He stole and kidnapped the dog Taking him to his house To cook alive and eat A nice meal for him and his clan The best most tenderest dog Cooked alive while terrified Full of adrenaline What a yummy taste! A weekly meal every Sunday But this dog was different He did not want to be eaten Being boiled alive was enough They pulled his fair off So tender was the skin Already half boiled for serving But he was still alive! And nozzled the lid of the cooker And leapt out into the frying pan Full of cold water which hurt It brought him round He jumped and ran off But was chased by the chef Come here you naughty dog! We want to eat you...