20,000 Bees

A cart selling hot dogs and such
Was suddenly sharp to the touch
Because thousands of bees,
Eschewing Chinese,
Thought a frank they would like very much.

They swarmed to the top of the stand
So a cop, likely one in command,
Ordered all off the street
So the bees could retreat
But that’s not what the stingers had planned.

Thus an officer, bee-suit attired,
Soon appeared with the tool he required
And his vacuum did suck
All the bees it could pluck
With finesse that onlookers admired.

New Yorkers find stuff like this funny
And likely would bet even money
That soon that same cart,
If its owner is smart,
Would be selling you hot dogs with honey!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Wolf Avatar
September 4, 2018 at 11:46 PM
Best limerick I've seen in a WHOLE LONG WHILE, Ilene. Write a bunch more like these and publish them. Turn all that honey into money! :) gw
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 31, 2018 at 9:33 PM
Poetic gold <3
Krutsinger Avatar
August 31, 2018 at 12:27 AM
It was darling, and then the ending hit me like a zinger dinger! Wow! Fun!
Leffanta Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 10:10 PM
Well caught! Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 4:49 PM
wow what an incredible tale Ilene so glad it had a happy ending, thanks for sharing this amazing news in your wonderful poetry:-) hugs jan xx
Smith Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 4:45 PM
Haha...amazing ilene
Andresen Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 3:01 PM
- There is a lot of bees here too, Ilene :) - Hot dogs with honey ... maybe a success :))) - # Three deciliter water + a bag of dry yeast - 3 tablespoons of sugar ... will keep the bees away # - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Green Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 2:25 PM
That ending is priceless Ilene. I saw this yesterday on the internet and you have really brought it to life in the most humorous of ways. Bravo my friend.
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