Jack Ellison Poet Rhyme

1-800-Sweet-Sweet-Sweet

Whoa is me, don't have many friends
Except those here on the Soup
Maybe because I show only my best side
You don't really know the scoop

Nasty to children push old people down
Whenever I get the chance
It's my right after living for eighty-six years
Still adorable after a lifelong dance

Well what did you expect, some Casanova
No way, been through life's mill
Got spitted out quite unceremoniously
A hardened “lifer” if you will

Putting you on, been a charmer since birth
Ladies all flock to my door
Just wanting a piece of my virile body
The word “old” I absolutely abhor

Well enough about me, a Hollywood hunk
Quite unassuming, shy and sweet
If any of you want to know this guy better
Number's 1-800-SWEET-SWEET-SWEET

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L Milton Hankins July 3, 2022 at 9:28 AM Oh yeah...you are something else, Jack. Jack Ellison July 3, 2022 at 10:24 AM Big freaking smile! LO?L

Karen Jones July 3, 2022 at 5:23 AM Delightful! Jack Ellison July 3, 2022 at 5:30 AM Thank you dear Karen... I'm so confused though... which is the real me! LOL Love, Happy Jack XOX

Tom Cunningham July 3, 2022 at 4:02 AM Lol, I needed a laugh today Jack, not coming here again in 42c, im cooking. In Marmaris now, Tom Jack Ellison July 3, 2022 at 4:24 AM Fun-Fun-Fun eh! LOL 42c insane... get back home Tom!!!!!