If its different, punch
If its lager, lunch
If it moves, root
If it quacks, shoot
If its mates, protect
If its wife, neglect
If its wages, bet
If its vicious, pet
If its American, ape
If its a blonde, gape
If its boobs, inflate
If its V8, venerate
Yahoooo!
Yahoooo!
If its sport, booze
If its licence, lose
If its engine, thrash
If its buttcrack, flash
If its the boys, lairin'
If its women, no swearin'
If its the footy trip, anaesthesia
If its back home, amnesia
If its party, newted
If its bedroom, putrid
If its foreplay, forgotten
If its rockin', don't bother knockin'
Yahoooo!
Yahoooo!
If its a party, fight
If its winning, skite
If its politics, right
If its flatulence, light
If its tabloid, believe it
If its broadsheet, don't read it
If its music, rock
If its casino, flock
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