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The Alphabet Song (The Gashlycrumb Tinies) - Lyrics by Jesus In A Sidecar


Lyrics
(E. Gorey)a is for amy who fell down the stairsb is for basil assaulted by bearsc is for clara who wasted awayd is for desmond thrown out of a sleighe is for ernest who choked on a peachf is for fanny sucked dry by a leechg is for george smothered under a rugh is for hector done in by a thugi is for ida who drowned in a lakej is for james who took lye by mistakek is for kate who was struck by an axel is for leo who swallowed some tacksm is for maud who was swept out to sean is for neville who died of ennuio is for olive run through with an awlp is for prue trampled flat in a brawlq is for quentin who sank in a mirer is for rhoda consumed by fires is for susan who perished of fitst is for titus who flew into bitsu is for una who slipped down a drainv is for victor squashed under a trainw is for winnie embedded in icex is for xerxes devoured by micey is for yorick whose head was knocked inz is for zillah who drank too much gin

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