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( Frank) How do you do I see you ´ve met my faithful handyman He ´s a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the handyman Didn ´t you freaky Don ´t get strung out by the way I look Don ´t judge a book by it ´s cover I´m not much of a man By the light of day But by night I´m one hell of a lover I´m just a sweet transvestite From transsexual transylvania Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you ´re both pretty groovie Or if you like something visual That ´s not too abysmal We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie( Brad)I´m glad we caught you at home Ah - could we use your phone We ´re both in a bit of a hurry We ´ll just say where we are Then go back to the car We don ´t want to be any worry( Frank) You got caught with a flat Well how about that Well babies don ´t you panic By the light of the night It ´ll all seem alright I´ll get you a satanic mechanic I´m just a sweet transvestite From transsexual transylvania Why don ´tcha stay for the night - night Or maybe a bite - bite I could show you my favorite obsession I´ve been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he ´s good for reliving my tension I´m just a sweet transvestite From transsexual transylvania I´m just a sweet transvestite From transsexual transylvania So come up to the lab And see what ´s on the slab I see you shiver with anticipation But maybe the rain Is really to blame So I´ll remove the cause But not the symtom
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