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My Hairy Grandad - Lyrics by Adrian Furby Trio

Have always had big toes.  With smells emanating  that drift up into your nose.  And the people in my family,  have questionable hygiene.  I think it all comes from,    watching too much Mr Bean.  But there's nothing to compare,  With my Grandad's Steely Hair.  Its thick and wiry, and looks like a rug,  And you always find one or two in your mug.  He's hairy but I love him,  My hairy Grandad.