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Green Pea Soup (232) - Lyrics by Alice Donut


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If Linda Blair was my Lolita, her head would spin.
She would levitate, vomit green,beat a priest - what a teen!
Dick Clark would grin.
And foul things'd spurt without discretionfrom her tiny mouth.
She'd say: Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY!
Mommy's in bandages 'n' smoking too,she doesn't like it when I tell her to.I don't know what's come over me. I'm not myself today, Linda's all the rage - the Devil's underage.
Get that cross right out of there girl,you don't know where it's been.
You're 13, underage, into bondage.
It's just a phase.
You're too young to sin,speak in tongues backwards in Latin.
Let me hear you say:
Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY!
Comin' downstairs just to piss on the rug,she's gonna get all my gnarly love.I don't know what's come over me. I'm not myself today, Linda's all the rage - the Devil's underage.
The power of Christ compels you.

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