Drivin' all night in my Toyota Lenn Cruizer, I saw some tail for sail, andfigured I could use her. Pulled up to the corner she was fine but kind ofgurgley, she hopped right it and gave a grin and said, "
Hey your eddie
Murphy". I thought she was a Smoker, or had a throut infection, but when shelifted up her dress she spotted an erection, a hairy chest with big fakebreasts, you really should have seen her, the bitch was fine, but she was aguy, the girlfriend had a wiener. (OHHH NOO) (
And it was a big one too) (
Uhhuh) (
Oh yeah). She said, " Dont worry Eddie, your money is well spent, justdrive a couple miles while I help you pitch a tent." I said, "
Im funny Ha Ha,but I aint funny queer." That's when I saw a flashing light, in my reviewmirror. Thinkin fast I told the cop, "
Im just here for her salvation, tolecture her about the evils, of solicitation, so he let me go, but he boughtthe hoe, with a misameiner, the bitch was fine, but she was a guy, thegirlfriend had a weiner. (right there in front of me) (
Im talking ball parkfrank) (and it was already cooked)
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