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Genitals Are Funny - Lyrics by Frenzal Rhomb


Lyrics
There are some things in nature likegiffafes when they're having sex that are so funny, it's plainto see.
Some people take offence but my friend Darwinagrees with me that god has no mightand science is right.
And we're supposedly on top of the evolutionary scalemost things seem to have them from an insect to a whale.
Genitals are funny, they're so funny.
Some people of the moral christian rightthey fail to see the joke when adam and everemoved their fig leaves.
The holocaust would have turned out incrediblydifferently if on that dark night Hitler waspantsed on sight.
And if you can't understand or read the humour inwhat I just wrote why don't you take a long hard lookat some testes or a scrote (um)
Genitals are funny, they're so funny.---
Middle bit---
Some folk amusement from the tellingof sexest jokes, they think they're a clownwhile they put people down.
Why is it that what we're born with is percievedas awfully crude, would anything be rude ifwe were always nude.
It's the great equaliser, it renders us the sameand there's nothing quite as humorous aspushing up the brain.
Genitals are funny, they're so funny (*4)

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