[
Talking quietly]M1: "
Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."M2: "
We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another onetommorrow. This sucks!"M1: "
And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."M2: "
Well we better study our butts off."M1: "
Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."M2: "
Ok, enough talking, let's study!"M1: "
All right."[
Turning pages][
Heavy steps]M2: "
Uh oh"M1: "
Oh no! Fatty Mc
Gee is coming. We'll never get any studying donewith him in the library."[
Heavy steps continue]M2: "
Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way outof breath!"[
Fatty whining, try to catch breath]M1: "
Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
Fatty: [
Annoying whining voice] "
Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"M1: "
Uh, yes Fatty, we were."
Fatty: [
Still trying to catch breath] "
Great! I'll join ya."[
Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]M2: "
Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch yourbreath?"
Fatty: "
No, no, I'm catching it!"[
Fatty continuing to whine and snort]M1: "
Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're tryingto concentrate."
Fatty: [
Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "
Sure, no problem."M1: "
Oh man."
Fatty: [
Still snorting and whining loudly] "
This test counts for eightypercent of our grade, you know."[
Whining continues even louder]M1: "
Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."[
Wheezing continues a little softer]M2: "
Fatty! Please keep it down!"[
Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]M2: "
Is he sleeping!?"M1: "
No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathingdown." [
Snoring stops,more weird noise starts]M2: "
Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
Fatty: [
Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."[
Whining continues]M1: "
Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy!
Please we gottastudy!"[
Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]M2: "
Oh no, that one's going to do it!"[
Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]M2: "
Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
Fatty: [
Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"
Fireman Ray: "
Fire! Man the building!"M1: "
Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."
Fireman Ray: "
Fatty Mc
Gee, is that you again!?"
Fatty: [
Stillin whining annoyingly] "
Yes." [
Snort] "
Sorry." [
Snort]
Fireman Ray: "
Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
Fatty: [
Whiney voice] "
But I like the stairs!"
Fireman Ray: [annoyed] "
Why!?"
Fatty: [
Still whining horribly] "
They're fun!"
Fireman Ray: "
Oh Fatty Mc
Gee, you're the fattest!"[
Everyone laughing at stupid joke][
Raspberry]
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