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Oh do policemen sing? I heard a person cry
We can do anything I heard the forcereply
Oh do policemen sing? Yes when they're in themood
And when their truncheons swing That's when they're in themood
It's true because I never argue with a rozzer
Never show him insolence, confidence'
Cos who supplies the evidence it's not your mother or yourlover or your best friends dog
Oh do policemen dream? Yes when they're fastasleep
And when policemen dream It proves they're fastasleep
Oh do policemen sing? Yes if they've got thetime
And when they sing for you? Just tell them they'resublime
Don't get stymied, don't say bloody hell or blimey
Don't complain if your beans aren't warm
Oh do policemen sing? Oh yes extremely well
Haven't you heard the Welsh? They really do excel
And are policeman gay? Depends on what you mean
They are not lewd or queer But they all dig thequeen
Open ended, 'specially when you're apprehended, taken inand...
Our law and order's never, never, never, never, never gonnabreak down
Our law and order's never, never, never, never, never gonnabreak down
Our law and order's never, never, never, never, never, nevergonna break down
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