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Famous Retort Poems by Famous Poets

These are examples of famous Retort poems written by some of the greatest and most-well-known modern and classical poets. PoetrySoup is a great educational poetry resource of famous retort poems. These examples illustrate what a famous retort poem looks like and its form, scheme, or style (where appropriate).

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...d find the cutting-process to your taste 
As much as leaving growths of lies unpruned, 
Nor see more danger in it,--you retort. 
Your taste's worth mine; but my taste proves more wise 
When we consider that the steadfast hold 
On the extreme end of the chain of faith 
Gives all the advantage, makes the difference 
With the rough purblind mass we seek to rule: 
We are their lords, or they are free of us, 
Just as we tighten or relax our hold. 
So, others matters equal, we'll r...Read more of this...
by Browning, Robert



...of the dead, the praises due: 
While impious men deceived with pleasure short, 
On their own hopes shall find the fall retort. 

But the poor beasts, wanting their noble guide, 
(What could they more?) shrunk guiltily aside. 
First wing?d fear transports them far away, 
And leaden sorrow then their flight did stay. 
See how they each his towering crest abate, 
And the green grass, and their known mangers hate, 
Nor through wide nostrils snuff the wanton air, 
Nor their round...Read more of this...
by Marvell, Andrew
...ome
geezer harrassed me on the street and I got completely bent out of shape,
but the guy was huge so I just stuffed my retort. Went home to drink
coffee. No milk. I ripped through the cupboards and found Non Dairy Creamer.
It tasted like ****. I got into one of those senseless rages where you
throw stuff. I hurled the Non Dairy Creamer and it fell into the tub where
I was running some bath water. The creamer erupted and made this bathing
gel of Non Dairy Creamer. I was ready...Read more of this...
by Estep, Maggie
...oots.
'Was that,' my friend smiled, 'where you "have your roots"?'
No, only where my childhood was unspent,
I wanted to retort, just where I started:

By now I've got the whole place clearly charted.
Our garden, first: where I did not invent
Blinding theologies of flowers and fruits,
And wasn't spoken to by an old hat.
And here we have that splendid family

I never ran to when I got depressed,
The boys all biceps and the girls all chest,
Their comic Ford, their farm where I c...Read more of this...
by Larkin, Philip
...en sits no more at her sport
Of the fire-balls of death crashing souls out of men ?
When the guns of Cavalli with final retort
Have cut the game short ?

XVII.
When Venice and Rome keep their new jubilee,
When your flag takes all heaven for its white, green, and red,
When you have your country from mountain to sea,
When King Victor has Italy's crown on his head,
(And I have my Dead) --

XVIII.
What then ? Do not mock me. Ah, ring your bells low,
And burn your lights faintly !...Read more of this...
by Browning, Elizabeth Barrett



..."Thou art a fool," said my head to my heart,
"Indeed, the greatest of fools thou art,
To be led astray by the trick of a tress,
By a smiling face or a ribbon smart;"
And my heart was in sore distress.
Then Phyllis came by, and her face was fair,
The light gleamed soft on her raven hair;
And her lips were blooming a rosy red.
Then my heart spoke out ...Read more of this...
by Laurence Dunbar, Paul
...t;
God careth for the fools;
The chemic tools
Of laughter He hath given them, and some toys
Of sense, as 'twere a small retort
Wherein they may collect the joys
Of natural giggling, as becomes their state:
The fool is not inhuman, making sport
For such as would not gladly be without
That old familiar noise:
Since, though he laugh not, he can cachinnate--
This also is of God, we may not doubt.
'Is there an empty laugh?' Best called a shell
From which a laugh has flown,
A mask,...Read more of this...
by Brown, Thomas Edward
...as of the Dead the Praises due:
While impious Men deceiv'd with pleasure short,
On their own Hopes shall find the Fall retort.
But the poor Beasts wanting their noble Guide,
What could they move? shrunk guiltily aside.
First winged Fear transports them far away,
And leaden Sorrow then their flight did stay.
See how they each his towring Crest abate,
And the green Grass, and their known Mangers hate,
Nor through wide Nostrils snuffe the wanton air,
Nor their round Hoofs, or c...Read more of this...
by Marvell, Andrew
...thought so too—for lack-a-day, 
Their gen'ral turned the blockade to a play: 
Poor vain poltroons—with justice we'll retort, 
And call them blockheads for their idle sport....Read more of this...
by Warren, Mercy Otis

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