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Famous Hydrant Poems by Famous Poets

These are examples of famous Hydrant poems written by some of the greatest and most-well-known modern and classical poets. PoetrySoup is a great educational poetry resource of famous hydrant poems. These examples illustrate what a famous hydrant poem looks like and its form, scheme, or style (where appropriate).

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by Orlovsky, Peter
...t the window and see nobody, I go down to the street, 
 look up at my window and see nobody. 
So I talk to the fire hydrant, asking "Do you have bigger tears 
 then I do?" 
Nobody around, I piss anywhere. 
My Gabriel horns, my Gabriel horns: unfold the cheerfulies, 
 my gay jubilation.

Nov. 24th, 1957, Paris...Read more of this...



by Brautigan, Richard
...ds with their Rainier Ale-like offspring.

 I believe I saw a woodcock. He had a long bill like putting

a fire hydrant into a pencil sharpener, then pasting it onto

a bird and letting the bird fly away in front of me with this

thing on its face for no other purpose than to amaze me.

 I worked my way slowly out of the marsh until the creek

again became a muscular thing, the strongest Paradise

Creek in the world. I was then close enough to see the sheep.Read more of this...

by Brautigan, Richard
...ched an elaborate design of

holes in the can, the design running around and around in

circles, like a dog with a fire hydrant in its mouth. Then he

attached some string to the can and put a huge salmon egg

and a piece of Swiss cheese in the can. After two hours of

intimate and universal failure he went back to Missoula,

Montana.

 The woman who travels with me discovered the best way

to catch the minnows. She used a large pan that had in its

bottom the...Read more of this...

by Brautigan, Richard
...a walk down to the store. It was just like tak-

ing a stuffed dog for a walk. I tied him up to a stuffed fire

hydrant and he pissed on it, but it was only stuffed piss.

 I went into the store and bought some stuffing for the old

lady. Maybe a,pound of coffee or a quart of mayonnaise.

 I did things for her like chop the Canadian thistles. Dur-

ing the 1920s (or was it the 1890s) she was motoring in Cali-

fornia, and her husband stopped the car at...Read more of this...

by Tate, James
...and wants
none. It's been nine months
since I last listened
to his fate, but I
know what he will say:
he's the fire hydrant
of the underdog.

When he reaches my
point above the creek,
he sits down without
salutation, and
spits profoundly out
past the edge, and peeks
for meaning in the
ripple it brings. He
scowls. He speaks: when you
walk down any street
you see nothing but
coagulations
of **** and vomit,
and I'm sick of it.
I suggest suicide;
he prefers mu...Read more of this...



by Taylor, Edward
...and wants
none. It's been nine months
since I last listened
to his fate, but I
know what he will say:
he's the fire hydrant
of the underdog.

When he reaches my
point above the creek,
he sits down without
salutation, and
spits profoundly out
past the edge, and peeks
for meaning in the
ripple it brings. He
scowls. He speaks: when you
walk down any street
you see nothing but
coagulations
of **** and vomit,
and I'm sick of it.
I suggest suicide;
he prefers mu...Read more of this...

by McKay, Claude
...No engines shrieking rescue storm the night, 
And hose and hydrant cannot here avail; 
The flames laugh high and fling their challenging light, 
And clouds turn gray and black from silver-pale. 
The fire leaps out and licks the ancient walls, 
And the big building bends and twists and groans. 
A bar drops from its place; a rafter falls 
Burning the flowers. The wind in frenzy moans. 
The watchers gaz...Read more of this...

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