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Written by Carl Sandburg | Create an image from this poem

Put Off the Wedding Five Times and Nobody Comes to It

 (Handbook for Quarreling Lovers)I THOUGHT of offering you apothegms.
I might have said, “Dogs bark and the wind carries it away.
” I might have said, “He who would make a door of gold must knock a nail in every day.
” So easy, so easy it would have been to inaugurate a high impetuous moment for you to look on before the final farewells were spoken.
You who assumed the farewells in the manner of people buying newspapers and reading the headlines—and all peddlers of gossip who buttonhole each other and wag their heads saying, “Yes, I heard all about it last Wednesday.
” I considered several apothegms.
“There is no love but service,” of course, would only initiate a quarrel over who has served and how and when.
“Love stands against fire and flood and much bitterness,” would only initiate a second misunderstanding, and bickerings with lapses of silence.
What is there in the Bible to cover our case, or Shakespere? What poetry can help? Is there any left but Epictetus? Since you have already chosen to interpret silence for language and silence for despair and silence for contempt and silence for all things but love, Since you have already chosen to read ashes where God knows there was something else than ashes, Since silence and ashes are two identical findings for your eyes and there are no apothegms worth handing out like a hung jury’s verdict for a record in our own hearts as well as the community at large, I can only remember a Russian peasant who told me his grandfather warned him: If you ride too good a horse you will not take the straight road to town.
It will always come back to me in the blur of that hokku: The heart of a woman of thirty is like the red ball of the sun seen through a mist.
Or I will remember the witchery in the eyes of a girl at a barn dance one winter night in Illinois saying: Put off the wedding five times and nobody comes to it.


Written by Mark Strand | Create an image from this poem

The New Poetry Handbook

 1 If a man understands a poem,
 he shall have troubles.
2 If a man lives with a poem, he shall die lonely.
3 If a man lives with two poems, he shall be unfaithful to one.
4 If a man conceives of a poem, he shall have one less child.
5 If a man conceives of two poems, he shall have two children less.
6 If a man wears a crown on his head as he writes, he shall be found out.
7 If a man wears no crown on his head as he writes, he shall deceive no one but himself.
8 If a man gets angry at a poem, he shall be scorned by men.
9 If a man continues to be angry at a poem, he shall be scorned by women.
10 If a man publicly denounces poetry, his shoes will fill with urine.
11 If a man gives up poetry for power, he shall have lots of power.
12 If a man brags about his poems, he shall be loved by fools.
13 If a man brags about his poems and loves fools, he shall write no more.
14 If a man craves attention because of his poems, he shall be like a jackass in moonlight.
15 If a man writes a poem and praises the poem of a fellow, he shall have a beautiful mistress.
16 If a man writes a poem and praises the poem of a fellow overly, he shall drive his mistress away.
17 If a man claims the poem of another, his heart shall double in size.
18 If a man lets his poems go naked, he shall fear death.
19 If a man fears death, he shall be saved by his poems.
20 If a man does not fear death, he may or may not be saved by his poems.
21 If a man finishes a poem, he shall bathe in the blank wake of his passion and be kissed by white paper.

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