10 Best Famous Drivel Poems

Here is a collection of the top 10 all-time best famous Drivel poems. This is a select list of the best famous Drivel poetry. Reading, writing, and enjoying famous Drivel poetry (as well as classical and contemporary poems) is a great past time. These top poems are the best examples of drivel poems.

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August 1968

by Wystan Hugh (W H) Auden
The Ogre does what ogres can,
Deeds quite impossible for Man,
But one prize is beyond his reach,
The Ogre cannot master Speech:
About a subjugated plain,
Among its desperate and slain,
The Ogre stalks with hands on hips,
While drivel gushes from his lips. 

Observation Car

by Alec Derwent (A D) Hope
 To be put on the train and kissed and given my ticket, 
Then the station slid backward, the shops and the neon lighting, 
Reeling off in a drunken blur, with a whole pound note in my pocket 
And the holiday packed with Perhaps. It used to be very exciting. 

The present and past were enough. I did not mind having my back 
To the engine. I sat like a spider and spun 
Time backward out of my guts - or rather my eyes - and the track 
Was a Now dwindling off to oblivion. I thought it was fun: 

The telegraph poles slithered up in a sudden crescendo 
As we sliced the hill and scattered its grazing sheep; 
The days were a wheeling delirium that led without end to 
Nights when we plunged into roaring tunnels of sleep. 

But now I am tired of the train. I have learned that one tree 
Is much like another, one hill the dead spit of the next 
I have seen tailing off behind all the various types of country 
Like a clock running down. I am bored and a little perplexed; 

And weak with the effort of endless evacuation 
Of the long monotonous Now, the repetitive, tidy 
Officialdom of each siding, of each little station 
Labelled Monday, Tuesday - and goodness ! what happened to - Friday ? 

And the maddening way the other passengers alter: 
The schoolgirl who goes to the Ladies' comes back to her seat 
A lollipop blonde who leads you on to assault her, 
And you've just got her skirts round her waist and her pants round her feet 

When you find yourself fumbling about the nightmare knees 
Of a pink hippopotamus with a permanent wave 
Who sends you for sandwiches and a couple of teas, 
But by then she has whiskers, no teeth and one foot in the grave. 

I have lost my faith that the ticket tells where we are going. 
There are rumours the driver is mad - we are all being trucked 
To the abattoirs somewhere - the signals are jammed and unknowing 
We aim through the night full speed at a wrecked viaduct. 

But I do not believe them. The future is rumour and drivel; 
Only the past is assured. From the observation car 
I stand looking back and watching the landscape shrivel, 
Wondering where we are going and just where the hell we are, 

Remembering how I planned to break the journey, to drive 
My own car one day, to have choice in my hands and my foot upon power, 
To see through the trumpet throat of vertiginous perspective 
My urgent Now explode continually into flower, 

To be the Eater of Time, a poet and not that sly 
Anus of mind the historian. It was so simple and plain 
To live by the sole, insatiable influx of the eye. 
But something went wrong with the plan: I am still on the train.

Vers De Société

by Philip Larkin
 My wife and I have asked a crowd of craps
To come and waste their time and ours: perhaps
You'd care to join us? In a pig's ****, friend.
Day comes to an end.
The gas fire breathes, the trees are darkly swayed.
And so Dear Warlock-Williams: I'm afraid--

Funny how hard it is to be alone.
I could spend half my evenings, if I wanted,
Holding a glass of washing sherry, canted
Over to catch the drivel of some *****
Who's read nothing but Which;
Just think of all the spare time that has flown

Straight into nothingness by being filled
With forks and faces, rather than repaid
Under a lamp, hearing the noise of wind,
And looking out to see the moon thinned
To an air-sharpened blade.
A life, and yet how sternly it's instilled

All solitude is selfish. No one now
Believes the hermit with his gown and dish
Talking to God (who's gone too); the big wish
Is to have people nice to you, which means
Doing it back somehow.
Virtue is social. Are, then, these routines

Playing at goodness, like going to church?
Something that bores us, something we don't do well
(Asking that ass about his fool research)
But try to feel, because, however crudely,
It shows us what should be?
Too subtle, that. Too decent, too. Oh hell,

Only the young can be alone freely.
The time is shorter now for company,
And sitting by a lamp more often brings
Not peace, but other things.
Beyond the light stand failure and remorse
Whispering Dear Warlock-Williams: Why, of course--

For Australia

by Henry Lawson
 Now, with the wars of the world begun, they'll listen to you and me, 
Now while the frightened nations run to the arms of democracy, 
Now, when our blathering fools are scared, and the years have proved us right – 
All unprovided and unprepared, the Outpost of the White! 

"Get the people – no matter how," that is the way they rave, 
Could a million paupers aid us now, or a tinpot squadron save? 
The "loyal" drivel, the blatant boast are as shames that used to be – 
Our fight shall be a fight for the coast, with the future for the sea! 

We must turn our face to the only track that will take us through the worst – 
Cable to charter that we lack, guns and cartridges first, 
New machines that will make machines till our factories are complete – 
Block the shoddy and Brummagem, pay them with wool and wheat. 

Build to-morrow the foundry shed ['tis a task we dare not shirk], 
Lay the runs and the engine-bed, and get the gear to work. 
Have no fear when we raise the steam in the hurried factory – 
We are not lacking in the brains that teem with originality. 

Have no fear for the way is clear – we'll shackle the hands of greed – 
Every lad is an engineer in his country's hour of need; 
Many are brilliant, swift to learn, quick at invention too, 
Born inventors whose young hearts burn to show what the South can do! 

To show what the South can do, done well, and more than the North can do. 
They'll make us the cartridge and make the shell, and the gun to carry true, 
Give us the gear and the South is strong - and the docks shall yield us more; 
The national arm like the national song comes with the first great war. 

Books of science from every land, volumes on gunnery, 
Practical teachers we have at hand, masters of chemistry. 
Clear young heads that will sift and think in spite of authorities, 
And brains that shall leap from invention's brink at the clash of factories. 
Still be noble in peace or war, raise the national spirit high; 
And this be our watchword for evermore: "For Australia – till we die!"

Epilogue To Asolando

by Robert Browning
 At the midnight in the silence of the sleep-time,
 When you set your fancies free,
Will they pass to where--by death, fools think, imprisoned--
Low he lies who once so loved you, whom you loved so,
 --Pity me?
Oh to love so, be so loved, yet so mistaken!
 What had I on earth to do
With the slothful, with the mawkish, the unmanly?
Like the aimless, helpless, hopeless, did I drivel
 --Being--who?

One who never turned his back but marched breast forward,
 Never doubted clouds would break,
Never dreamed, though right were worsted, wrong would triumph,
Held we fall to rise, are baffled to fight better,
 Sleep to wake.

No, at noonday in the bustle of man's work-time
 Greet the unseen with a cheer!
Bid him forward, breast and back as either should be,
"Strive and thrive!" cry, "Speed--fight on, fare ever
 There as here!"

My Land and I

by Henry Lawson
 They have eaten their fill at your tables spread, 
Like friends since the land was won; 
And they rise with a cry of "Australia's dead!" 
With the wheeze of "Australia's done!" 
Oh, the theme is stale, but they tell the tale 
(How the weak old tale will keep!) 
Like the crows that croak on a splintered rail, 
That have gorged on a rotten sheep. 

I would sing a song in your darkest hour 
In your darkest hour and mine – 
For I see the dawn of your wealth and power, 
And I see your bright star shine. 
The little men yelp and the little men lie, 
And they spread the lies afar; 
But we heed them never, my Land and I, 
For we know how small they are. 

They know you not in a paltry town – 
In the streets where great hopes die – 
Oh, heart that never a flood could drown, 
And never a drought could dry! 
Stand forth from the rim where the red sun dips, 
Strong son of the land's own son – 
With the grin of grit on your drought-chapped lips 
And say, is your country done? 

Stand forth from the land where the sunset dies, 
By the desolate lonely shed, 
With the smile of faith in your blighted eyes, 
And say, is your country dead? 
They see no future, they know no past – 
The parasite cur and clown, 
Who talk of ruin and death to last 
When a man or a land is down. 

God sends for answer the rain, the rain, 
And away on the western lease, 
The limitless plain grows green again, 
And the fattening stock increase. 
We'll lock your rivers, my land, my land, 
Dig lakes on the furthest run – 
While down in the corners where houses stand, 
They drivel, "Australia's done!" 

The parasites dine at your tables spread 
(As my enemies did at mine), 
And they croak and gurgle, "Australia's dead" 
While they guzzle Australian wine. 
But we heed them never, my land, my land, 
For we know how small they are, 
And we see the signs of a future grand, 
As we gaze on a rising star.

The Cambaroora Star

by Henry Lawson
 So you're writing for a paper? Well, it's nothing very new 
To be writing yards of drivel for a tidy little screw; 
You are young and educated, and a clever chap you are, 
But you'll never run a paper like the CAMBAROORA STAR. 
Though in point of education I am nothing but a dunce, 
I myself -- you mayn't believe it -- helped to run a paper once 
With a chap on Cambaroora, by the name of Charlie Brown, 
And I'll tell you all about it if you'll take the story down. 

On a golden day in summer, when the sunrays were aslant, 
Brown arrived in Cambaroora with a little printing plant 
And his worldly goods and chattels -- rather damaged on the way -- 
And a weary-looking woman who was following the dray. 
He had bought an empty humpy, and, instead of getting tight, 
Why, the diggers heard him working like a lunatic all night: 
And next day a sign of canvas, writ in characters of tar, 
Claimed the humpy as the office of the CAMBAROORA STAR. 

Well, I cannot read, that's honest, but I had a digger friend 
Who would read the paper to me from the title to the end; 
And the STAR contained a leader running thieves and spielers down, 
With a slap against claim-jumping, and a poem made by Brown. 
Once I showed it to a critic, and he said 'twas very fine, 
Though he wasn't long in finding glaring faults in every line; 
But it was a song of Freedom -- all the clever critic said 
Couldn't stop that song from ringing, ringing, ringing in my head. 

So I went where Brown was working in his little hut hard by: 
`My old mate has been a-reading of your writings, Brown,' said I -- 
`I have studied on your leader, I agree with what you say, 
You have struck the bed-rock certain, and there ain't no get-away; 
Your paper's just the thumper for a young and growing land, 
And your principles is honest, Brown; I want to shake your hand, 
And if there's any lumping in connection with the STAR, 
Well, I'll find the time to do it, and I'll help you -- there you are!' 

Brown was every inch a digger (bronzed and bearded in the South), 
But there seemed a kind of weakness round the corners of his mouth 
When he took the hand I gave him; and he gripped it like a vice, 
While he tried his best to thank me, and he stuttered once or twice. 
But there wasn't need for talking -- we'd the same old loves and hates, 
And we understood each other -- Charlie Brown and I were mates. 
So we worked a little `paddock' on a place they called the `Bar', 
And we sank a shaft together, and at night we worked the STAR. 

Charlie thought and did his writing when his work was done at night, 
And the missus used to `set' it near as quick as he could write. 
Well, I didn't shirk my promise, and I helped the thing, I guess, 
For at night I worked the lever of the crazy printing-press; 
Brown himself would do the feeding, and the missus used to `fly' -- 
She is flying with the angels, if there's justice up on high, 
For she died on Cambaroora when the STAR began to go, 
And was buried like the diggers buried diggers long ago. 

. . . . . 

Lord, that press! It was a jumper -- we could seldom get it right, 
And were lucky if we averaged a hundred in the night. 
Many nights we'd sit together in the windy hut and fold, 
And I helped the thing a little when I struck a patch of gold; 
And we battled for the diggers as the papers seldom do, 
Though when the diggers errored, why, we touched the diggers too. 
Yet the paper took the fancy of that roaring mining town, 
And the diggers sent a nugget with their sympathy to Brown. 

Oft I sat and smoked beside him in the listening hours of night, 
When the shadows from the corners seemed to gather round the light -- 
When his weary, aching fingers, closing stiffly round the pen, 
Wrote defiant truth in language that could touch the hearts of men -- 
Wrote until his eyelids shuddered -- wrote until the East was grey: 
Wrote the stern and awful lessons that were taught him in his day; 
And they knew that he was honest, and they read his smallest par, 
For I think the diggers' Bible was the CAMBAROORA STAR. 

Diggers then had little mercy for the loafer and the scamp -- 
If there wasn't law and order, there was justice in the camp; 
And the manly independence that is found where diggers are 
Had a sentinel to guard it in the CAMBAROORA STAR. 
There was strife about the Chinamen, who came in days of old 
Like a swarm of thieves and loafers when the diggers found the gold -- 
Like the sneaking fortune-hunters who are always found behind, 
And who only shepherd diggers till they track them to the `find'. 

Charlie wrote a slinging leader, calling on his digger mates, 
And he said: `We think that Chinkies are as bad as syndicates. 
What's the good of holding meetings where you only talk and swear? 
Get a move upon the Chinkies when you've got an hour to spare.' 
It was nine o'clock next morning when the Chows began to swarm, 
But they weren't so long in going, for the diggers' blood was warm. 
Then the diggers held a meeting, and they shouted: `Hip hoorar! 
Give three ringing cheers, my hearties, for the CAMBAROORA STAR.' 

But the Cambaroora petered, and the diggers' sun went down, 
And another sort of people came and settled in the town; 
The reefing was conducted by a syndicate or two, 
And they changed the name to `Queensville', for their blood was very blue. 
They wanted Brown to help them put the feathers in their nests, 
But his leaders went like thunder for their vested interests, 
And he fought for right and justice and he raved about the dawn 
Of the reign of Man and Reason till his ads. were all withdrawn. 

He was offered shares for nothing in the richest of the mines, 
And he could have made a fortune had he run on other lines; 
They abused him for his leaders, and they parodied his rhymes, 
And they told him that his paper was a mile behind the times. 
`Let the times alone,' said Charlie, `they're all right, you needn't fret; 
For I started long before them, and they haven't caught me yet. 
But,' says he to me, `they're coming, and they're not so very far -- 
Though I left the times behind me they are following the STAR. 

`Let them do their worst,' said Charlie, `but I'll never drop the reins 
While a single scrap of paper or an ounce of ink remains: 
I've another truth to tell them, though they tread me in the dirt, 
And I'll print another issue if I print it on my shirt.' 
So we fought the battle bravely, and we did our very best 
Just to make the final issue quite as lively as the rest. 
And the swells in Cambaroora talked of feathers and of tar 
When they read the final issue of the CAMBAROORA STAR. 

Gold is stronger than the tongue is -- gold is stronger than the pen: 
They'd have squirmed in Cambaroora had I found a nugget then; 
But in vain we scraped together every penny we could get, 
For they fixed us with their boycott, and the plant was seized for debt. 
'Twas a storekeeper who did it, and he sealed the paper's doom, 
Though we gave him ads. for nothing when the STAR began to boom: 
'Twas a paltry bill for tucker, and the crawling, sneaking clown 
Sold the debt for twice its value to the men who hated Brown. 

I was digging up the river, and I swam the flooded bend 
With a little cash and comfort for my literary friend. 
Brown was sitting sad and lonely with his head bowed in despair, 
While a single tallow candle threw a flicker on his hair, 
And the gusty wind that whistled through the crannies of the door 
Stirred the scattered files of paper that were lying on the floor. 
Charlie took my hand in silence -- and by-and-by he said: 
`Tom, old mate, we did our damnedest, but the brave old STAR is dead.' 

. . . . . 

Then he stood up on a sudden, with a face as pale as death, 
And he gripped my hand a moment, while he seemed to fight for breath: 
`Tom, old friend,' he said, `I'm going, and I'm ready to -- to start, 
For I know that there is something -- something crooked with my heart. 
Tom, my first child died. I loved her even better than the pen -- 
Tom -- and while the STAR was dying, why, I felt like I did THEN. 

. . . . . 

Listen! Like the distant thunder of the rollers on the bar -- 
Listen, Tom! I hear the -- diggers -- shouting: `Bully for the STAR!''

The Poets Of The Tomb

by Henry Lawson
 The world has had enough of bards who wish that they were dead, 
'Tis time the people passed a law to knock 'em on the head, 
For 'twould be lovely if their friends could grant the rest they crave -- 
Those bards of `tears' and `vanished hopes', those poets of the grave. 
They say that life's an awful thing, and full of care and gloom, 
They talk of peace and restfulness connected with the tomb. 

They say that man is made of dirt, and die, of course, he must; 
But, all the same, a man is made of pretty solid dust. 
There is a thing that they forget, so let it here be writ, 
That some are made of common mud, and some are made of GRIT; 
Some try to help the world along while others fret and fume 
And wish that they were slumbering in the silence of the tomb. 

'Twixt mother's arms and coffin-gear a man has work to do! 
And if he does his very best he mostly worries through, 
And while there is a wrong to right, and while the world goes round, 
An honest man alive is worth a million underground. 
And yet, as long as sheoaks sigh and wattle-blossoms bloom, 
The world shall hear the drivel of the poets of the tomb. 

And though the graveyard poets long to vanish from the scene, 
I notice that they mostly wish their resting-place kept green. 
Now, were I rotting underground, I do not think I'd care 
If wombats rooted on the mound or if the cows camped there; 
And should I have some feelings left when I have gone before, 
I think a ton of solid stone would hurt my feelings more. 

Such wormy songs of mouldy joys can give me no delight; 
I'll take my chances with the world, I'd rather live and fight. 
Though Fortune laughs along my track, or wears her blackest frown, 
I'll try to do the world some good before I tumble down. 
Let's fight for things that ought to be, and try to make 'em boom; 
We cannot help mankind when we are ashes in the tomb.

549. Epistle to Colonel de Peyster

by Robert Burns
 MY honor’d Colonel, deep I feel
Your interest in the Poet’s weal;
Ah! now sma’ heart hae I to speel
 The steep Parnassus,
Surrounded thus by bolus pill,
 And potion glasses.


O what a canty world were it,
Would pain and care and sickness spare it;
And Fortune favour worth and merit
 As they deserve;
And aye rowth o’ roast-beef and claret,
 Syne, wha wad starve?


Dame Life, tho’ fiction out may trick her,
And in paste gems and frippery deck her;
Oh! flickering, feeble, and unsicker
 I’ve found her still,
Aye wavering like the willow-wicker,
 ’Tween good and ill.


Then that curst carmagnole, auld Satan,
Watches like baudrons by a ratton
Our sinfu’ saul to get a claut on,
 Wi’felon ire;
Syne, whip! his tail ye’ll ne’er cast saut on,
 He’s aff like fire.


Ah Nick! ah Nick! it is na fair,
First showing us the tempting ware,
Bright wines, and bonie lasses rare,
 To put us daft
Syne weave, unseen, thy spider snare
 O hell’s damned waft.


Poor Man, the flie, aft bizzes by,
And aft, as chance he comes thee nigh,
Thy damn’d auld elbow yeuks wi’joy
 And hellish pleasure!
Already in thy fancy’s eye,
 Thy sicker treasure.


Soon, heels o’er gowdie, in he gangs,
And, like a sheep-head on a tangs,
Thy girning laugh enjoys his pangs,
 And murdering wrestle,
As, dangling in the wind, he hangs,
 A gibbet’s tassel.


But lest you think I am uncivil
To plague you with this draunting drivel,
Abjuring a’ intentions evil,
 I quat my pen,
The Lord preserve us frae the devil!
 Amen! Amen!

My Guardian Angel

by Robert William Service
 When looking back I dimly see
The trails my feet have trod,
Some hand divine, it seems to me,
Has pulled the strings with God;
Some angel form has lifeward leaned
When hope for me was past;
Some love sublime has intervened
To save me at the last.

For look you! I was born a fool,
Damnation was my fate;
My lot to drivel and to drool,
Egregious and frutrate.
But in the deep of my despair,
When dark my doom was writ,
Some saving hand was always there
to pull me from the Pit.

A Guardian Angel - how absurd!
I scoff at Power Divine.
And yet . . . a someone spoke the word
That willed me from the swine.
And yet, despite my scorn of prayer,
My lack of love or friend,
I know a Presence will be there,
To save me at the end.
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