Best Famous Bouncer Poems

Beak-Bashing Boy

 But yesterday I banked on fistic fame,
Figgerin' I'd be a champion of the Ring.

Today I've half a mind to quit the Game,
For all them rosy dreams have taken wing,
Since last night a secondary bout
I let a goddam ****** knock me out.


It must have been that T-bone steak I ate;
They might have doped it, them smart gambling guys,
For round my heart I felt a heavy weight,
A stab of pain that should have put me wise.

But oh the cheering of the fans was sweet,
And never once I reckoned on defeat.


I had the ****** licked - twice he went down,
And there was just another round to go.

I played with him, I made him look a clown,
Yet he was game, and traded blow for blow.

And then that piston pain, the dark of doom .
 .
 .

Like meat they lugged me to my dressing-room.


So that's the pay-off to my bid for fame.

But yesterday my head was in the sky,
And now I slink and sag in sorry shame,
And hate to look my backers in the eye.

They think I threw the fight; I sorto' feel
The ringworms rate me for a lousy heel.


Oh sure I could go on - but gee! it's rough
To be a pork-and-beaner at the best;
To beg for bouts, yet getting not enough
To keep a decent feed inside my vest;
To go on canvas-kissing till I come
To cadge for drinks just like a Bowery bum.


Hell no! I'll slug my guts out till I die.

I'll be no bouncer in a cheap saloon.

I'll give them swatatorium scribes the lie,
I'll make a come-back, aye and pretty soon.

I'll show them tinhorn sports; I'll train and train,
I'll hear them cheer - oh Christ! the pain, the PAIN .
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 .


Stable-Boss:
"Poor punk! you're sunk - you'll never scrap again.
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