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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Dave Barry |

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | H R Haldeman |

The reading public is intellectually adolescent at best, and it is obvious that what is called significant literature will only be sold to this public by exactly the same methods as are used to sell it toothpaste, cathartics and automobiles.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Raymond Chandler |

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Earl Wilson |

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | H R Haldeman |