If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

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The successful people are the ones who can think up stuff for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

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Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you will give them an office when you get it, and the more times they vote for you, the bigger the office.

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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

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The successful people are the ones that can think up stuff for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it

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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is any thing you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

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Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

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Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!

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