Me, we. (Supposedly the shortest quote in the English language delivered at a Harvard graduation.)

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

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The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.

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Pain dies quickly, and lets her weary prisoners go; the fiercest agonies have shortest reign.

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The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for you to rest on them.

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Think you're escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home.

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The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin; out of any businessman's life there is the mirage of Paris; out of Paris, or mediocrity of talent and imagination, there are all the drugs, from subtle, all-conquering opium to cheating, cozening cocaine.

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Success with money, family, relationships, health, and careers is the ability to reach your personal objectives in the shortest time, with the least effort and with the fewest mistakes. The goals you set for yourself and the strategies you choose become your blueprint or plan. Strategies are like recipes: choose the right ingredients, mix them in the correct proportions, and you will always produce the same predictable results: in this case financial success. The success strategies for managing money and building wealth are called Money Strategies. By learning to use money strategies as a part of your day-to-day life, financial frustration and failure will become a thing of the past.

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'The shortest distance between two points is under construction.'

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The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to be in reality what we would appear to be; and if we observe, we shall find, that all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice of them.

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In the mountains the shortest route is from peak to peak, but for that you must have long legs. Aphorisms should be peaks: and those to whom they are spoken should be big and tall of stature.

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I have simplified my politics into an utter detestation of all existing governments; and, as it is the shortest and most agreeable and summary...

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

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Humour is the shortest distance between two people.

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The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to be in reality what we would appear to be and if we observe, we shall find, that all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice of them.

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The cheapest way to travel, and the way to travel the farthest in the shortest distance, is to go afoot, carrying a dipper, a spoon, and a fis...

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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

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The shortest period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people

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Great geniuses have the shortest biographies.

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Under all conditions well-organized violence seems to him the shortest distance between two points.

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The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at once.

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The shortest and surest way of arriving at real knowledge is to unlearn the lessons we have been taught, to mount the first principles, and take nobody's word about them.

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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

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The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the world is to be in reality what we would appear to be; all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice and experience of them.

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The shortest distance between two points is not a very interesting journey.

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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

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In politics a straight line is the shortest distance to disaster.

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The shortest books: 1) A Guide to Arab Democracies; 2) Everything Men Know About Women; 3) The Amish Phone Book

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For a man can lose neither the past nor the future; for how can one take from him that which is not his? So remember these two points: first, that each thing is of like form from everlasting and comes round again in its cycle, and that it signifies not whether a man shall look upon the same things for a hundred years or two hundred, or for an infinity of time; second, that the longest lived and the shortest lived man, when they come to die, lose one and the same thing.

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