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I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley left, how Sears felt when Roebuck left, and, of course, how Dan Rather felt when Connie left. (at Robert MacNeil's retirement dinner)

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Jim Lehrer |

I think watching him (Peter) win was as exciting as watching the Red Sox win the World Series. He has the engine and strength to accomplish whatever his brain wishes to do. It's not easy to do what he does, but he can do it all out there.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Fred Sears |

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Henny Youngman |

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Roseanne Barr |

I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.

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