I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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We've had patience with the freshmen and look at it from a game-to-game standpoint. We're trying not to measure things just on wins and losses. We're trying to gauge improvement. We're building anew and it takes time. Rodney has really helped us at the point.
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[And how did he recover the patience that allowed him to await the arrival of songs for his 21st century trio of brilliant, contemplative, philosophical and socially conscious albums?] I just walked away from [the commercial career] and let it dismantle itself, ... I bit the bullet and crossed over that threshold to the realization that I may not be a big star in this thing. Maybe my path is something else. So I just started driving my kids to school and looking out after them. I stumbled onto a fantastic woman and built a relationship and became more solid inside myself and went back to work with a different mind-set, which is to please myself, because it's the only way I can be original.
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If you're guided by a spirit of transparency, it forces you to operate with a spirit of ethics. Success comes from simplifying complex issues, address problems head on, be truthful and transparent. If you open yourself up to scrutiny, it forces you to a higher standard. I believe you should deliver on your promise. Promise responsibly.
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Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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We have the books being cooked, that's bad enough, but what we have then is senior managers engaging in paying hush money to cover up their misdeeds.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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Hey, I don't like cocaine... I just like the way it smells.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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He also can go to the front or come from off the pace and beat you. He has the potential to be a high grade dog at Wheeling.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know
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As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear of the cycle of birth, life and death. For when you stand in the present moment, you are timeless.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet
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I just finished my first book. Pretty soon, I'm gonna read another
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We work hard to have the festival back every year.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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