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Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

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Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.

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