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Quote Left And don't tell me God works in mysterious ways', Yossarian continued 'There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatalogical mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? Why in the world did He ever create pain? Quote Right
Quote Left That's the kind of God you people talk about - a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much revernece can you have for a supreme being who finds it necassary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His system of creation? Quote Right
Quote Left 'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Phlegm

Quote Left All Christians say “Never again!” to the inhumanity of men ... except when the object of phlegm is a Palestinian. ('Well, Almost' by Michael R. Burch, keywords: Christian, faith, religion, racism, intolerance) Quote Right

Book: Shattered Sighs