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Quote Left If a Seven-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Quote Right
Quote Left How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? Quote Right
Quote Left If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? Quote Right
Quote Left Why are there flotation devices under seats in airplanes instead of parachutes? Quote Right
Quote Left How do you know whan it is time to tune your bagpipes? Quote Right
Quote Left If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Quote Right
Quote Left Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Quote Right
Quote Left Why do they put braille dots on drive up ATM machines? Quote Right
Quote Left Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? Quote Right
Quote Left Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Quote Right
Quote Left Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Quote Right
Quote Left Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Quote Right
Quote Left If a cow laughed hard enough, would milk come out it's nose? Quote Right

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