Laughter is an instant vacation
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Laughter is an instant vacation.
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My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already
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I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
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I live to laugh, and I laugh to live
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This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
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Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
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I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
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Why are we honouring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
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I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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