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Famous Milton Berle Quotations

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Quote Left Laughter is an instant vacation Quote Right
Quote Left Laughter is an instant vacation. Quote Right
Quote Left My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already Quote Right
Quote Left I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. Quote Right
Quote Left I live to laugh, and I laugh to live Quote Right
Quote Left This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing! Quote Right
Quote Left Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. Quote Right
Quote Left I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. Quote Right
Quote Left A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Quote Right
Quote Left A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Quote Right
Quote Left If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. Quote Right
Quote Left I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. Quote Right
Quote Left Why are we honouring this man? Have we run out of human beings? Quote Right

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