A new kind of award has been added -- the deathbed award. It is not an award of any kind. Either the recipient has not acted at all, or was not nominated, or did not win the award the last few times around. It is intended to relieve the guilty conscience of the Academy members and save face in front of the public. The Academy has the horrible taste to have a star, choking with emotion, present this deathbed award so that there can be no doubt in anybody's mind why the award is so hurriedly given. Lucky is the actor who is too sick to watch the proceedings on television.

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I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.

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Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite sameness.

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A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox, they would understand the dilemma.

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In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.

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It’s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.

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To be completely woman you need a master, and in him a compass for your life. You need a man you can look up to and respect. If you dethrone him it's no wonder that you are discontented, and discontented women are not loved for long.

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Courage and grace is a formidable mixture. The only place to see it is the bullring.

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Gentleman. A man who buys two of the same morning paper from the doorman of his favorite nightclub when he leaves with his girl.

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Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

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I'm worth more dead than alive. Don't cry for me after I'm gone; cry for me now.

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Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.

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Its the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.

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Superstitions are habits rather than beliefs.

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I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes.

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The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak strong.

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I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognizably wiser than oneself.

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Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.

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Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

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I will never again go to Germany.

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The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.

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The lover says How beautiful you are, now that you love me.

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