Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
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Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
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Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
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By the data to date, there is only one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man-man himself. So he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has no enemy to help him.
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If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.
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Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.
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100 invested at 7 interest for 100 years will become 100,000, at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
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No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.
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Was there ever a time when the majority was right? Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
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Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.
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Yield to Temptation... it may not pass your way again.
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A generation which ignores history has no past -- and no future.
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Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate -- and quickly.
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If it can't be expressed in figures, it's not science it's opinion.
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