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Quote Left I am opposed to writing about the private lives of living authors and psychoanalyzing them while they are alive. Criticism is getting all mixed up with a combination of the Junior F.B.I. -men, discards from Freud and Jung and a sort of Columnist peep-hole and missing laundry list school. Every young English professor sees gold in them dirty sheets now. Imagine what they can do with the soiled sheets of four legal beds by the same writer and you can see why their tongues are slavering. Quote Right
Quote Left Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Quote Right
Quote Left An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt. Quote Right
Quote Left It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish, or a new improved laundry detergent. Quote Right
Quote Left Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash! Quote Right
Quote Left After enlightenment, the laundry. Quote Right
Quote Left No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this job of teaching. You could stand all day in a laundry, for instance, still in possession of your mind. But this teaching utterly obliterates you. It cuts right into your being: essentially, it takes over your spirit. It drags it out from where it would hide. Quote Right
Quote Left The general idea, of course, in any first-class laundry is to see that no shirt or collar ever comes back twice. Quote Right
Quote Left People come out to see you perform and you've got to give them the best you have within you. The lives of most men are patchwork quilts. Or at best one matching outfit with a closet and laundry bag full of incongruous accumulations. A lifetime of training for just ten seconds. Quote Right
Quote Left Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues. Quote Right
Quote Left Laundry Today or Naked Tomorrow Quote Right
Quote Left No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this job of teaching. You could stand all day in a laundry, for instance, still in possession of your mind. But this teaching utterly obliterates you. It cuts right into your being essentially, it takes over your spirit. It drags it out from where it would hide. Quote Right
Quote Left Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time Quote Right
Quote Left I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life Quote Right
Quote Left I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Quote Right
Quote Left Laundry Room Quote Right
Quote Left Marriage - is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free. Quote Right
Quote Left When I said 'I do' I didn't mean Laundry Quote Right

Member Quotes About Laundry

Quote Left Crying is like taking your Soul to the laundry mat for cleansing. Quote Right
Quote Left One who bedwets shouldn't ask a discount of his laundry man Quote Right
Quote Left Depression is like my dirty laundry, always seem to have some hanging around. Quote Right

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